Full Description
Chronicles more than 1,000 entertaining, factual accounts of bad bonking, fruitless fornication and misplaced masturbation. This book presents a collection of cautionary tales about the undignified ways you can be caught getting your rocks off.
Contents
Hundreds of entertaining, freshly collected factual accounts are in 1001 Ridiculous Sexual Misadventures - the largest collection of hilarious stories chronicling bizarre, amazing and absurd ways of being caught in the act of mating (with a partner and 'practising' alone or with a pet) ever brought together.; The man who was caught pumping himself silly on a bicycle... the Bavarian monk with a huge porno collection... the man who went to prison for having sex with a pavement - twice... the Czech couple who were run over by a tractor as they 'made hay' in a field...; Alongside entertaining records of stupid shaggers and moronic masturbators, 1001 Ridiculous Sexual Misadventures also includes a series of unique 'top tens' covering topics such as: Top Ten Public Misadventures; Top Ten Animal Sex Incidents; Top Ten Political Sex Scandals; Top Ten Damaged Member Incidents; Top Ten Sexually-related Deaths. This book investigates the insatiable lust, the overactive libido and the depths of sexual depravity to which humankind stoops on an all too regular basis - it's a pumping good read!