Full Description
Tired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork. With a strong dose of sarcasm, a healthy serving of swear-therapy, and some much-needed side-eye, this planner is here to help you tackle it all—from errands to obligatory social engagements to existential dread. Perfect for fans of fowl humor, sweary sarcasm, and real talk—with wings.
Features include:
7" x 9" (14" x 9" open)
Perfect bound
Sturdy softcover
Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
Ribbon page marker
12-month planner: January-December 2027
Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
Monthly and weekly planning pages
Weekly spreads include full-color sweary bird artwork and plenty of room to write
Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more
Year-at-a-glance pages for 2026, 2027, and 2028
Official major world holidays and observances
Moon phases, based on Universal Time
Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
