Full Description
Bryan Gibson grew up watching football, wishing he was on the pitch rather than in the crowd. After securing a trial at a well-known club, he was thrilled to be called into the manager's office only to be asked 'What would you do if you weren't to play football?'
Part fact, part fiction and inspired by the author's calamitous attempts to become a professional, Football's Tallest Tales spans every aspect of The Beautiful Game and tells of the many fascinating characters he met along the way. The book includes a madcap reinvention of soccer that introduces readers to such fictional legends of football as Stanley Accrington, Betty Skyrocket and over-zealous supporter Hyam Keenbritches.
Covering every aspect of the game, including the invention of Dragon Grease (an indispensable aid), the gestation of women's football, the demise of the annual Goalkeepers' Convention and other stories, Football's Tallest Tales also homes in on such farcical real-life muses as the cricket teacher who morphed into the umpire Dickie Bird, Herman the German of Bayern Munich FC, and Sandy Soot, football angel turned chimney sweep who showed the author how to take the perfect penalty kick.
Featuring many present-day football clubs, players and comical events as well as explaining such mysteries as why Barnsley FC supporters are all poets, playwrights and performers. A totally original super-spoof - the ideal gift for any football fan.
Contents
Kick Off; 10 minutes; Tall Tale No.1 - Stanley Accrington; 15 minutes; Tall Tale No.2 - Superfan; 30 minutes; Tall Tale No.3 - Old Soss; 43 minutes; Tall Tale No.4 - The Goalkeepers' Convention; 45 minutes; Tall Tale No.5 - Pundit Wars; 65 minutes; 80 minutes — Cricket Break; Tall Tale No.6 - The Trip That Changed Football; 82 minutes 37 seconds; Tall Tale No.7 - Strange Games; 90 minutes; Tall Tale No.8 - Dragon Grease; Stoppage time; Tall Tale No.9 - Cup Finals; Extra time; Squeaky bum time.
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