Full Description
Christmas is an ethical and political minefield. Luckily, this survival guide contains valuable advice on how to navigate the hazards of the holiday season.
Learn how to...
* launch a scathing dinner table takedown on your woefully unwoke relatives
* craft your own sustainable decorations that bring festive cheer without compromising the 2050 Paris Agreement
* splurge on Black Friday without propping up the neoliberal capitalist agenda
* build a body-positive snowperson that isn't a straight white male for once
* skilfully avoid eating meat or dairy without it becoming a whole thing you have to justify for an hour.
Whether it's a stocking filler for a left-leaning loved one, or a Secret Santa gift for a painfully earnest colleague, A Snowflake's Guide to Christmas is the perfect gift for anyone with a bleeding heart (and a sense of humour) this holiday season.
Contents
1: The Problem with Christmas Trees 2: The Problem with Christmas Crackers 3: The Problem with Carol Singers 4: The Problem with Christmas Shopping 5: The Problem with Gifts for Children 6: The Problem with Gifts for Grown-Ups 7: The Problem with Christmas Decorations 8: The Problem with Christmas Cards 9: The Problem with Christmas Food (& Drink) 10: The Problem with Family Gatherings 11: The Problem with Christmas Party Games 12: The Problem with Office Christmas Parties 13: The Problem with Santa 14: The Problem with Snow 15: The Problem with Christmas Music 16: The Problem with Christmas TV 17: The Problem with New Year's Eve 18: The Problem with New Year's Resolutions 19: The Problem with Conclusions Appendix A: A Snowflake's Christmas Letter to Santa Appendix B: Emotional Support Animals to Quell Christmas-Induced Rage
