Full Description
Based on the hugely popular Facebook page 'Shit Towns of New Zealand' this is a detailed catalogue of shit towns and cities across Aotearoa. Naturally, the first volume was received as a literary masterpiece, taking home the prestigious Poolitzer Prize, the Poobody Award and the Nobel Prize for Shiterature.
The only people upset by the book were the residents of towns that we had missed out. There was only one course of action: we compiled all the towns and suburbs that should probably have been in the first book, added in a bunch of additional material for Kiwis and visitors alike, and did a number two.
As well as hitting more towns, this book is an opportunity to share some of the eloquent fan mail that we have received from the erudite residents of the towns we have reviewed (names may have been altered).
This is Shit Towns of New Zealand Number Two; a complete compendium of New Zealand's crappiest towns ... continued.
Contents
NORTHLAND
Kaitaia
Kerikeri
AUCKLAND
Wellsford
Matakana
Warkworth
Hibiscus Coast
Browns Bay
Takapuna
Devonport
Henderson
Titirangi
Ponsonby
Grey Lynn
Remuera
Howick
Manukau
Great Barrier Island
NEW ZEALAND'S WORST PLACE NAMES
WAIKATO
Tuakau
Waihi
Paeroa
Te Aroha
Ngaruawahia
Raglan
Otorohanga
Tirau
Putaruru
Turangi
WHAT'S YOUR HAMILTON STRIPPER NAME?
EAST COAST
Mount Maunganui
Te Puke
Havelock North
TARANAKI
Waitara
Inglewood
Manaia
Patea
NEW ZEALAND'S WORST TOILETS
MANAWATU-WANGANUI
Whangamomona
Ohakune
Marton
Feilding
Foxton
WELLINGTON
Carterton
Featherston
Kapiti Coast
Porirua
Wainuiomata
FREEDOM CAMPING IN NEW ZEALAND
TASMAN/MARLBOROUGH
Takaka
Motueka
Richmond
Picton
WEST COAST
Blackball
Haast
Mount Chode
NEW ZEALAND'S WORST ANIMAL VILLAINS
CANTERBURY
Kaikoura
Oxford
Kaiapoi
Lyttelton
Rolleston
Akaroa
Geraldine
OTAGO
Alexandra
Port Chalmers
Mosgiel
Balclutha
ROOTING IN NEW ZEALAND
SOUTHLAND
Dipton
Bluff
SOUTHLAND CHEESE ROLLS
OTHER ISLANDS
Stewart Island/Rakiura
Chatham Islands
NAMES OF PEOPLE MOST LIKELY TO BE FROM A SHIT TOWN
