Full Description
Flightmares: Sky-High Humor is a book of quotes, jokes, cartoons, illustrations, and stories depicting humor in the airlines industry. The author, Robert D. Reed, known for his humor, contracted with a cartoonist from Malaysia named Khairal Izzuddin to put his ideas into cartoons, including the one on the front cover. A famous quote by Mark Russel, "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage," is illustrated in an image created by Reed's wife, Cleone Reed. A delightful read, this book makes for a wonderful gift, especially if presented in an airline sick bag!
Contents
Table of Contents Foreword 11
Introduction 15
Chapter One: THE LOVE OF FLYING 17
Chapter Two: THE FEAR OF FLYING 23
Chapter Three: LUGGAGE 29
Chapter Four: PILOTS 39
Chapters Five: MECHANICS 51
Chapter Six: FLIGHT ATTENDANTS 57
Chapter Seven: AIRSICK BAGS 65
Chapter Eight: AIRLINE FOOD AND DRINKS 69
Chapter Nine: PASSENGERS 73
Chapter Ten: LANDINGS 85
Chapter Eleven: DRONES 95
Chapter Twelve: HO-HO-HO 101