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The Travels of Rabble
AKA the Sexyetta
A female coming of
age story like no other.
A young girl hears a
secret conversation and wonders - What's love?
She listens to her parents at night time and asks - What's
sex?
So many questions to ask....
Can sperm swim the wrong way?
What is a virgin?
Can you make love in a shower on an oil tanker in a force 9
gale?
Are humans like swans? - Do we mate for life?
Travel with Miss Rabble as she embarks on an odyssey to find
out the answers to these, and many more thoughts on life, love and the
cosmos. And of course about saucy
stuff.
This is an unusual story indeed. Miss Rabble's view of the
world is shaped by her experiences: like going on a school cruise that guides
her to become a sailor one day. She has an epiphany on seeing Disco Tex on Top
of the Pops and vows to become a Sexolette. She observes things going on at the
local lido that make her breathless and keen to experience herself.
Alongside these observations, Lily Rabble contemplates
snogging by musical genre - attending many parties where teenage London life is
examined. She discovers that a Mixtape session offers the best opportunity for first
time amour and experimental mishaps and ultimate achievements.
After an assignation with a boy who may become a killer one
day and making a promise to her maths teacher, she gets her tricorn hat and
goes to sea. Under the guidance of a time served educator in nautical matters,
she learns how to not get the clap and keep her sheets clean.
Through first-hand experience she finds that it's not easy
to go deep throat whilst showering in rough seas. That sailors have a variety
of sexy interests and barracuda have 200 teeth. However, just when she wasn't
looking for it, a dinner and dance (three Cha Chas and a waltz or two) leads
her into temptation. A cluster of oak leaves guide the way to unexpected love -
the real intense super sexy type of love. The type of love you can have without
worrying what pants you are wearing. However, after a disastrous trip to Dublin
and a lesson on how poetry and metaphysics lead the way, she goes back to sea
and realises that love can be lost as easily as it was found.
Whilst Miss Rabble attempts to find her way through life she
comes to understand that the body and mind are connected to the cosmos and your
lady parts are not dissimilar to the Milky Way.
Some Highlights
Ejaculatory mishap on a dog's head
Girl Guides are the font of much knowledge
Mixtapes are the best musical snogging genre
Orgasmic Delight
People who work on ships are valiant and various
An assignation in room 99 of a hotel
An Irish dance team is sponsored by a condom manufacturer
Low points
Dodgy stuff happens when you least expect it.
Working class life can be a trial
People you loved as friends died of AIDS - yes it was a real
thing
Sitting in the back of a car with a dairy farmer who hasn't
washed
We can make stupid mistakes in life and love
Revelations on life:
Disco Tex is inspirational
Sexy Stuff comes in many variations
Disco balls guide us through the sea and the stars
It's not the physics, it's the metaphysics
Love can be unexpectedly found and easily lost
Keywords
Coming of Age
(female tale) Sexy stuff Young Love
London Life
The Catcher in the
Rye from a London girl in the 1970s but with more sauce and a clutch of
sailors.
