Full Description
This is a collection of short stories. Some of them are very short, some of them are even shorter than that, and a few are quite long. What they all have in common is that they are a bit odd. There's science fiction, there's horror, there's at least one fairy tale, and there are some Christmas stories, not all of which are heart-warming. None of them are entirely conventional.
David wrote all of these stories for his own entertainment, He wrote them to see if he could write them, or because he had an interesting idea, or because he wanted to see what would happen if the dead could talk to us through car stereos, if gerbils were cell phones, or if if time was an ocean.
Now you can see what he sees, too. We hope you like it.
You better. David knows people, and not all of them are very nice.
Contents
13. INTERZONE
15. ZELLABY-IN-THE-MOOR
37. RAPID ACTION BRISTLE MOTION
45. THE BLOODY RED CARPET
47. JOHN TOE
61. THE CONTAINER FOR THE THING CONTAINED
75. WE NEED TO TALK
81. DICTIONARY
85. TO THE RESCUE
93. MONTY WAS MY DOUBLE
105. THE FAVOURITE
137. NIGHTFUCKER
141. SACRIFICES
145. MONKEY OF MONKEY HALL
151. SPLENDID AUTOMATA
161. SLEEPYMAN
173. DRIVING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
181. APPENDIX III - LOST FILMS
187. TOO MUCH FOR A FOOL!
191. GEE
201. MAPPA MUNDI
207. MARMALADE
211. PERSEPHONE AND DAVE
235. TUNBRIDGE WELLS
277. THIN SUIT
289. THE SHIT IS DYING
299. 27
313. WE'LL CONSPIRE
317. A DOOR IN DECEMBER
345. RUNNER
355. A HOUSE
379. TIME OUT
381. OTHER PEOPLE
