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It's Shrek for the romantasy reader in this funny, tongue-in-cheek, delightfully screwball fairy tale romp.
A (delightfully screwball) fairy tale romp.
For almost a thousand years, Wicked Witch Hector West and Good Witch Ida North have maintained the balance of good and evil in their kingdom, preserving a magical Happily-Ever-After enchantment that keeps the world from falling apart. Every spare moment they have is spent antagonizing each other-everything from hexes to plagues of garden pests. But when Ida's latest spell goes too far, Hector retaliates with a curse that makes her choose the wrong princess for that year's Happily-Ever-After.
Which, if not corrected immediately, could have realm-shaking consequences.
One botched dragon kidnapping later, both Hector and Ida are determined to set things right. With love magic gone wild, the two best enemies set off on a quest to save the dragon from the princess, taking their two lovesick gnomes with them. As they unravel what went wrong with their mixed-up magic, Hector and Ida face a more daunting challenge than trying to avoid their own Wickedly-Ever-After-
Having to decide whether a millennium worth of carefully made magic might have been the biggest mistake of their very long lives.
