Full Description
THE PORCELAIN THRONE isn't just a place to take care of business - it's prime real estate for deep thoughts, clever tricks, and a bit of mischief. This book is packed with over 100 HILARIOUS GAMES, PUZZLES, PRANKS and PROJECTS to turn your time on the toilet into pure entertainment.
★ UNLEASH YOUR INNER BATHROOM GENIUS WITH:
- Toilet roll tube gargoyles and origami dragons
- The lost art of toilet roll telekinesis
- The mysterious vanishing toothbrush trick And a whole lot more to keep you entertained
★ THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR:
- Dad, who will pretend he's too mature for this but read it anyway
- Your "hard-to-buy-for" brother who has everything - except this
- Any teenage boy who finds bathroom humour endlessly funny
★ PERFECT FOR:
- Stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, and gag gifts
- Anyone who takes their bathroom breaks a little too seriously
- Those looking to make their throne time the highlight of the day
Whether it's five minutes or a full retreat, this book ensures your time on the toilet is never wasted...
Contents
1: Origami dragon
2: Prince of princess?
3: Poisoned pies
4: Coat of arms
5: Bathroom tiles
6: Matchsticks & toilet roll
7: Three privies
8: Make a musket from a balloon & a toilet roll tube
9: Three moral conundrums
10: Desert island
11: Toilet haiku
12: Loyalty quiz
13: Three slaves bet
14: Burning island
15: Guinevere's grandmother
16: Doodle your own cistern sigil
17: Seven arrows
18: How long is this jousting tilt?
19: How many drops of wine?
20: Make your own bathroom skittles
21: Pimp my throne
22: Make a badass crown from toilet paper rolls
23: Tyrant quiz
24: Three moral conundrums
25: Toilet roll tube statement jewellery
26: Make a house banner
27: Bathroom tiles II
28: Walking on water
29: Weighing bears
30: Circle of skulls
31: Unbreakable toilet paper trick
32: Soap sculpture
33: Toilet roll telekinesis trick
34: Exercises for effective eliminations
35: Winter-summer quiz
36: Toilet roll tube snowflakes
37: Poo-jitsu - how to fend off attack while on the throne
38: Bowl reading
39: Boat ladder
40: Bullion heist
41: King or queen?
42: Climb through a toilet roll tube
43: Impossible toilet roll tube trick
44: Make toilet paper dreadlocks
45: Three toilet roll pranks
46: Toilet paper doodling
47: Raven dividers
48: Axe men duo
49: Doublet puzzles
50: Custard cream & toothpaste prank
51: Baby oil toilet seat
52: Seven paradoxes
53: Conquering the world
54: Border crossing smuggler
55: Make an owl caller from a toilet roll tube
56: Improvement noun grid
57: Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
58: Make a wedding rice shooter from a toilet roll tube
59: Ten cool uses for a bar of soap
60: Boolean logic puzzles
61: Winter is coming
62: Murder in the desert
63: The inheritance race
64: Make a toilet roll tube crossbow
65: Tie a rope around the world
66: Throne wars
67: Drop a toilet roll, amaze your friends, confound your enemies
68: Leave a toilet roll bow
69: Bath sponge balls trick
70: Make toilet roll tube gargoyles
71: Royal box
72: Seven warriors
73: Ravine teaser
74: The missing sword
75: Toilet paper sabotage
76: Square shield
77: What are the next two numbers in the sequence?
78: Make ivory soap meringue
79: Six soap cubes
80: Lion and the unicorn
81: Cheap lodging
82: Prince Rupert's cube
83: Make a toilet paper rose
84: Confucius say
85: Knight boots
86: Four doors
87: Vanishing toothbrush trick
88: Make chain mail with pop tabs
89: Levitate a sheet of toilet paper
90: L-shaped inheritance
91: Falconry puzzle
92: Missing fish
93: Condemned to death
94: Would you rather?
